My take on “life is like…”
Life is like a box of chocolates. You grab the biggest box of chocolates you can find, in dire hope of getting the chocolate you want on the first try, but you have to go through a bunch of shit before hitting the goldmine.
Which is, of course, some fancy type of truffle (or whatever your fancy). But then you’re not satisfied with just one truffle, so you go through the process again several times until you’re absolutely sick of chocolate in general, and you give up trying to find the one chocolate you like.
